10 things girls need to know about lasting relationships!

27 Apr

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1. A relationship works by itself, once you found the right person all you need to do is to be you and everything will just be great! No, of course you don’t have to work on it, be smart and let your partner do all the work!!!

2. Prince charming is waiting out there, just for the right moment to come in your life and sweep you off your feet! You don’t need to do anything, just pray he will come on a white horse, and as the years go by, remember even a limping one eyed donkey will do! For transportation that’s what I mean!

3. Love is all you need to have a successful relationship. Once you’re together for life, the earth will move, fireworks will explode and you’ll make love every single night! And be aware if your partner really loved you and cared about you, he would instinctively know how you feel, and what you want and need to be happy!

4. If it feels right it is, I mean if it feels right for YOU of course, never consider how your partner will feel or have to say, quit thinking that much, go and get it, at the end of the day it’s your life and the relationship is all about you, isn’t it?

5. Your partner role in your relationship is to make you happy, they have been born to rescue you from unhappiness, and give you meaning and purpose to your life!

6. Once you found the right person , please completely forget about your friends, who needs friends anymore, dump them, you have the love of your life to focus on now, so:

– Completely blow them off for previously made plans.

– Refuse to answer their efforts at communication (text, email, phone, etc).

– Get angry with them for trying to get in touch.

7. Expect your partner to always be there to fulfill your wishes. Remember you should always have what you want because you’re worth it! And even if he has to give up on everything is important for him to get it, especially then, he should do it for you, after all you are more important than anything else, aren’t you?

8. If your partner ever makes a mistake, never forgive, never, and make sure you will remember it always, make sure to remind him every day for the rest of his life, if not you who else would do it?

9. Possessiveness and jealousy are the biggest signs of love. And you don’t want to be in a relationship that is OUT of love, do you? So make sure you put in enough of that and add some drama queen staff, men absolutely love this!

10. Never focus on what you can do to make things right, always remember what your partner did to make things wrong.

Now if all this fail try this:
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83 Responses to “10 things girls need to know about lasting relationships!”

  1. lukraakvars April 27, 2013 at 3:33 pm #

    Some good points there… Thanx. Funny stuff also.

    • H! April 27, 2013 at 4:40 pm #

      🙂 Thanks

  2. rebeccaannemarshall April 27, 2013 at 3:33 pm #

    HA! This is great, loved it😀

    • H! April 27, 2013 at 4:45 pm #

      Thanks Rebecca🙂

  3. Rachelle April 27, 2013 at 3:38 pm #

    H, you are such a jokester! Hopefully no one takes these seriously, lol.

    • H! April 27, 2013 at 4:41 pm #

      If anyone takes it seriously then probably their partner deserves it! 😉

  4. keiththegreen April 27, 2013 at 3:48 pm #

    You really need to make sure you don’t let us guys see the secret playbook!😛

    • H! April 27, 2013 at 4:44 pm #

      Ha ha ha …too late🙂

  5. nickjriches April 27, 2013 at 4:00 pm #

    I suppose one out of ten and three out of six isn’t bad.

    • H! April 27, 2013 at 4:41 pm #

      Suppose so…🙂

  6. atlanticcus April 27, 2013 at 4:01 pm #

    I wish some men would read that too

    • H! April 27, 2013 at 4:44 pm #

      I am sure some will…I will prepare 10 things men should know next😉

      • atlanticcus April 27, 2013 at 4:51 pm #

        I think the same thing exactly the same goes for both sexes. I would make this as a mandatory reading for every male before he turns 18 and repeat it as mantra.

  7. museconfuse April 27, 2013 at 4:19 pm #

    Lol hilarious post! Hahahah good one!

    • H! April 27, 2013 at 4:43 pm #

      😉 Thank you!

  8. greenembers April 27, 2013 at 4:38 pm #

    Hahaha, this was great. I think some of these rules apply to us men as well.🙂

    • H! April 27, 2013 at 4:42 pm #

      You only think…you are not sure….ha ha ha I’ll have the 10 rules for men next then….😉

      • greenembers April 27, 2013 at 4:44 pm #

        I am never sure about anything anymore, lol. That should be fun, can’t wait to read them.🙂

  9. bilalmussa April 27, 2013 at 5:28 pm #

    How about getting into that relationship ? Everytime I try I am put off for the reasons mentions in my most recent post.

    http://bilalmussa.wordpress.com/2013/04/27/girls-your-looks-are-so-decieving/

  10. Miss Misfit April 27, 2013 at 6:03 pm #

    Super Funny!!!

  11. takelight April 27, 2013 at 6:42 pm #

    Sometimes it becomes tough to select, is she joking, no she is serious.

  12. ruthenicholas April 27, 2013 at 7:00 pm #

    You are a fabulous writer, this is hilarious! Xxx

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 8:22 am #

      Thank you xxx!🙂

  13. Laura Crean April 27, 2013 at 7:16 pm #

    HaHa! Very good – you’re so right of course!🙂

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 8:23 am #

      Of course🙂 Thank you!

  14. silverliner98 April 27, 2013 at 7:55 pm #

    LOL@ it is important that these 5 men never meet! I never thought I would, but I finally found my five-in-one deal!

  15. jessica raven April 27, 2013 at 9:29 pm #

    hahaha, at first I was like, “WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!” but then I got to #3 and realized it was a joke.

    I LOVE the image at the bottom though. And, maybe it’s not the key to a successful relationship, but it’s the story of my life right now, haha, so I may steal that for my blog.

  16. Ned's Blog April 28, 2013 at 12:40 am #

    This was really terrific, H. Funny, and yet everything on that list was essential. And I have to say, I cracked up with the List of Five at the end. Had to read it to my wife! She laughed a little too hard, though, which concerns me…😉

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 8:20 am #

      Ha ha ha…Ned I think there is nothing to worry about… as long as you don’t find out :)))

  17. bensbitterblog April 28, 2013 at 12:57 am #

    These are awesome tips for love. This woman described here is the exact one I have been looking for my whole life! I would move the earth to be with this woman!

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 8:19 am #

      Ha ha ha you made me lol…. Ben the thing is you don’t need to move the Earth to find one, but you might want to move away from Earth afterwards!

  18. bgddyjim April 28, 2013 at 1:06 am #

    That’s hilarious. Sadly I know more than a few women who would read that and think you were trying to offer sage advice.

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 8:17 am #

      Ha ha ha… I hope you don’t know them too well!🙂

  19. spiritministries April 28, 2013 at 2:19 am #

    You make me smile:D

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 8:15 am #

      That’s a great thing to do….thank you!:)

      • spiritministries April 28, 2013 at 12:07 pm #

        Blessings from above,

        Indeed it is, and I hope you continue. Smiling is healthy for the mind, body, and spirit.

        Have a wonderful day:D

  20. becky6259 April 28, 2013 at 2:46 am #

    Lol, I know some women who live by this code!

  21. honeydidyouseethat? April 28, 2013 at 5:42 am #

    Do you mean I shouldn’t bring up that John went to teach a basketball class while I was still drowsy after giving birth????

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 8:16 am #

      Ha ha ha…. ohhh yessss honey you should bring that up!😉

  22. teeceecounsel April 28, 2013 at 8:04 am #

    Slightly strange and funny too. Funny enough, the world can really be amazing when you are slightly strange.
    The best way to have the best from life is to be the best of yourself!
    Lovely post!

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 8:16 am #

      Thank you!:)

  23. d.j. choudhury April 28, 2013 at 8:20 am #

    Add some drama, men love it…. INDEED
    btw, how do explain point 8

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 8:21 am #

      🙂 That’s the thing you don’t need to explain anything😉

      • d.j. choudhury April 28, 2013 at 8:24 am #

        U must be a Leo🙂 u need to explain now, I got it…

      • d.j. choudhury April 28, 2013 at 8:25 am #

        *u dn’t need to explain, I got it

  24. duncanr April 28, 2013 at 9:12 am #

    “Find a man who makes you laugh”

    Women are always laughing at me – but they’re not queueing up to form a relationship

    What am I doing wrong?😆

  25. News Burp April 28, 2013 at 1:41 pm #

    I LOVE drama queen stuff. It’s the BEST part of a relationship — other than the nightly sex, of course.

  26. stevea200 April 28, 2013 at 3:55 pm #

    Weird. I see no mention of sandwiches?😉

  27. Trinity Rivers April 28, 2013 at 4:28 pm #

    Too funny. But sadly so many of us follow these “rules.” That cartoon about the 5 men is hilarious.

  28. Irene Mejer April 28, 2013 at 4:58 pm #

    Enjoyed reading this. Will reblog –🙂

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 5:52 pm #

      Awww …thank you very much!🙂

  29. Irene Mejer April 28, 2013 at 4:59 pm #

    Reblogged this on SEVEN Hundred 50.

    • H! April 28, 2013 at 5:52 pm #

      Thanks😉

  30. priya24y April 29, 2013 at 6:29 am #

    This post in so ways is absolutely hilarious but i have a opposition cos this post talks about several other couples and most of us as humans who when find love just become that other person and we stop seeing or completely ignoring other people in our lives like our family and friends which you said in your 7th point. Me and my friend were talking about it a few days earlier, that this is what, going out of balance in relationships is, your so much into this one person and when this one person goes or something bad happens your world just comes crashing down because you make them your world so much and anything extreme or out of balance is sure going to backfire.

    i don’t know what your perspective might be on this.

  31. maryaizatugbo April 29, 2013 at 12:58 pm #

    Reblogged this on A Peek Inside my Mind and commented:
    This is so true!

  32. nowcoffeenow April 30, 2013 at 12:48 am #

    This is a great post, you speak my language.

    • H! April 30, 2013 at 5:35 am #

      🙂 thank you!

  33. NOLACHIC3 April 30, 2013 at 4:15 am #

    This was great, I really enjoyed it.

    • H! April 30, 2013 at 5:36 am #

      Thanks🙂

  34. bonnevivantelife May 1, 2013 at 1:58 am #

    Hi! I just nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award! http://bonnevivantelife.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/versatility/

  35. Jonathan Caswell May 1, 2013 at 3:19 am #

    Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
    LASTING RELATIONSHIPS—BOOT CAMP!!!

  36. swabby429 May 2, 2013 at 1:47 pm #

    Guys need to know these, too!🙂

  37. relationshipxray May 3, 2013 at 7:01 am #

    soooo, found 1, 2 and 5 in the same guy… so only 1 or 2 more needed

  38. Grace May 3, 2013 at 6:03 pm #

    so funny!!!
    I love it

    • H! May 5, 2013 at 7:57 am #

      Thank you Grace🙂

      • NOAEfame May 5, 2013 at 3:22 pm #

        Thanks for visiting my blog

  39. KawaR May 8, 2013 at 10:56 am #

    H! Hillarious!!! Loved it!😀

  40. aj vosse May 19, 2013 at 9:03 pm #

    Yeah, yeah yeah! Hammer all 5 of them!!😉

  41. Michele Anderson May 20, 2013 at 1:26 am #

    Very funny!

    • H! May 22, 2013 at 5:56 pm #

      Thanks!😉

  42. tyrmi May 27, 2013 at 7:54 pm #

    That last image is just awesome! Happy hunting!

    • H! May 27, 2013 at 7:59 pm #

      Thanks! My hunting is over, I was one of the lucky ones!🙂

  43. dheinz2003 June 2, 2013 at 4:17 am #

    LOL. Does Mac and Cheese count?

  44. Stephen Hughes June 5, 2013 at 2:13 pm #

    Nice post!🙂 (ha ha)!

    • Anonymous July 2, 2013 at 2:43 pm #

      ha-ha-ha sooo funny:)))))))))

      • H! July 2, 2013 at 4:11 pm #

        Thanks😉

  45. Rambling Eve July 11, 2013 at 4:45 am #

    This made me laugh (really loud!), at first I thought “Seriously?…” then I saw the guide and realized I just needed one, number 6 – it is easier. You made my day🙂

    • H! July 11, 2013 at 11:06 am #

      Good girl!😉 Thank you very much🙂

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