1. A relationship works by itself, once you found the right person all you need to do is to be you and everything will just be great! No, of course you don’t have to work on it, be smart and let your partner do all the work!!!
2. Prince charming is waiting out there, just for the right moment to come in your life and sweep you off your feet! You don’t need to do anything, just pray he will come on a white horse, and as the years go by, remember even a limping one eyed donkey will do! For transportation that’s what I mean!
3. Love is all you need to have a successful relationship. Once you’re together for life, the earth will move, fireworks will explode and you’ll make love every single night! And be aware if your partner really loved you and cared about you, he would instinctively know how you feel, and what you want and need to be happy!
4. If it feels right it is, I mean if it feels right for YOU of course, never consider how your partner will feel or have to say, quit thinking that much, go and get it, at the end of the day it’s your life and the relationship is all about you, isn’t it?
5. Your partner role in your relationship is to make you happy, they have been born to rescue you from unhappiness, and give you meaning and purpose to your life!
6. Once you found the right person , please completely forget about your friends, who needs friends anymore, dump them, you have the love of your life to focus on now, so:
– Completely blow them off for previously made plans.
– Refuse to answer their efforts at communication (text, email, phone, etc).
– Get angry with them for trying to get in touch.
7. Expect your partner to always be there to fulfill your wishes. Remember you should always have what you want because you’re worth it! And even if he has to give up on everything is important for him to get it, especially then, he should do it for you, after all you are more important than anything else, aren’t you?
8. If your partner ever makes a mistake, never forgive, never, and make sure you will remember it always, make sure to remind him every day for the rest of his life, if not you who else would do it?
9. Possessiveness and jealousy are the biggest signs of love. And you don’t want to be in a relationship that is OUT of love, do you? So make sure you put in enough of that and add some drama queen staff, men absolutely love this!
10. Never focus on what you can do to make things right, always remember what your partner did to make things wrong.
Some good points there… Thanx. Funny stuff also.
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HA! This is great, loved it 😀
Thanks Rebecca 🙂
H, you are such a jokester! Hopefully no one takes these seriously, lol.
If anyone takes it seriously then probably their partner deserves it! 😉
You really need to make sure you don’t let us guys see the secret playbook! 😛
Ha ha ha …too late 🙂
I suppose one out of ten and three out of six isn’t bad.
Suppose so… 🙂
I wish some men would read that too
I am sure some will…I will prepare 10 things men should know next 😉
I think the same thing exactly the same goes for both sexes. I would make this as a mandatory reading for every male before he turns 18 and repeat it as mantra.
Lol hilarious post! Hahahah good one!
😉 Thank you!
Hahaha, this was great. I think some of these rules apply to us men as well. 🙂
You only think…you are not sure….ha ha ha I’ll have the 10 rules for men next then…. 😉
I am never sure about anything anymore, lol. That should be fun, can’t wait to read them. 🙂
How about getting into that relationship ? Everytime I try I am put off for the reasons mentions in my most recent post.
http://bilalmussa.wordpress.com/2013/04/27/girls-your-looks-are-so-decieving/
Super Funny!!!
Sometimes it becomes tough to select, is she joking, no she is serious.
You are a fabulous writer, this is hilarious! Xxx
Thank you xxx! 🙂
HaHa! Very good – you’re so right of course! 🙂
Of course 🙂 Thank you!
LOL@ it is important that these 5 men never meet! I never thought I would, but I finally found my five-in-one deal!
hahaha, at first I was like, “WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!” but then I got to #3 and realized it was a joke.
I LOVE the image at the bottom though. And, maybe it’s not the key to a successful relationship, but it’s the story of my life right now, haha, so I may steal that for my blog.
This was really terrific, H. Funny, and yet everything on that list was essential. And I have to say, I cracked up with the List of Five at the end. Had to read it to my wife! She laughed a little too hard, though, which concerns me… 😉
Ha ha ha…Ned I think there is nothing to worry about… as long as you don’t find out :)))
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These are awesome tips for love. This woman described here is the exact one I have been looking for my whole life! I would move the earth to be with this woman!
Ha ha ha you made me lol…. Ben the thing is you don’t need to move the Earth to find one, but you might want to move away from Earth afterwards!
That’s hilarious. Sadly I know more than a few women who would read that and think you were trying to offer sage advice.
Ha ha ha… I hope you don’t know them too well! 🙂
You make me smile:D
That’s a great thing to do….thank you!:)
Blessings from above,
Indeed it is, and I hope you continue. Smiling is healthy for the mind, body, and spirit.
Have a wonderful day:D
Lol, I know some women who live by this code!
Do you mean I shouldn’t bring up that John went to teach a basketball class while I was still drowsy after giving birth????
Ha ha ha…. ohhh yessss honey you should bring that up! 😉
Slightly strange and funny too. Funny enough, the world can really be amazing when you are slightly strange.
The best way to have the best from life is to be the best of yourself!
Lovely post!
Thank you!:)
Add some drama, men love it…. INDEED
btw, how do explain point 8
🙂 That’s the thing you don’t need to explain anything 😉
U must be a Leo 🙂 u need to explain now, I got it…
*u dn’t need to explain, I got it
“Find a man who makes you laugh”
Women are always laughing at me – but they’re not queueing up to form a relationship
What am I doing wrong? 😆
I LOVE drama queen stuff. It’s the BEST part of a relationship — other than the nightly sex, of course.
Weird. I see no mention of sandwiches?
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Too funny. But sadly so many of us follow these “rules.” That cartoon about the 5 men is hilarious.
Enjoyed reading this. Will reblog – 🙂
Awww …thank you very much! 🙂
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This post in so ways is absolutely hilarious but i have a opposition cos this post talks about several other couples and most of us as humans who when find love just become that other person and we stop seeing or completely ignoring other people in our lives like our family and friends which you said in your 7th point. Me and my friend were talking about it a few days earlier, that this is what, going out of balance in relationships is, your so much into this one person and when this one person goes or something bad happens your world just comes crashing down because you make them your world so much and anything extreme or out of balance is sure going to backfire.
i don’t know what your perspective might be on this.
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This is so true!
This is a great post, you speak my language.
🙂 thank you!
This was great, I really enjoyed it.
Thanks 🙂
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LASTING RELATIONSHIPS—BOOT CAMP!!!
Guys need to know these, too! 🙂
soooo, found 1, 2 and 5 in the same guy… so only 1 or 2 more needed
so funny!!!
I love it
Thank you Grace 🙂
Thanks for visiting my blog
H! Hillarious!!! Loved it! 😀
Yeah, yeah yeah! Hammer all 5 of them!! 😉
Very funny!
Thanks! 😉
That last image is just awesome! Happy hunting!
Thanks! My hunting is over, I was one of the lucky ones! 🙂
LOL. Does Mac and Cheese count?
Nice post! 🙂 (ha ha)!
ha-ha-ha sooo funny:)))))))))
Thanks 😉
This made me laugh (really loud!), at first I thought “Seriously?…” then I saw the guide and realized I just needed one, number 6 – it is easier. You made my day 🙂
Good girl! 😉 Thank you very much 🙂
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