How I’ve got into running or one visit to the psychiatrist!

8 Mar

girl running in rain

I knew it would have been a good idea to have those sessions at the psychiatrist, when one day walking down the street daydreaming about the perfect anatomy of that blue eyed Olympic swimmer last night on TV, my ordinary, impeccable cadence was brutally interrupted by this awesome girl smiling back to me from a wall, looking incredibly confident and great…and I said to myself I wonder who is she… must be famous,…must be … and then getting closer I realized is my reflexion from the shop window!!!

Of course all of us from time to time need advice from…qualified people, and someone to listen to us, especially when you have many voices talking in your head! But the most worrying voice was Justin Bieber, in my brain, can you believe it? And I never listened to Justin Bieber, don’t even know who Justin Bieber is…
So I said to myself it’s time for me to put my brain in capable hands and pay them to make me feel important, make me feel I matter !!!

So one day I dressed up nicely, and to help boost confidence, I was even wearing my thigh high stockings with a small lace on top!!!
Thigh-high-lace-top-sheer-stocking

Oh man was I ready… was I ready to be sculpted into what everyone expects, into what everyone likes and admires!!!

I realized it was something wrong when I felt a tickling sensation right up my upper part of my thigh …quite nice sensation I have to be honest!
I thought it was just my imagination ‘building’ one of those dreams … , so I got out of the taxi and the sensation became more intense …no it’s definitely not that time of the month, it’s not the taxi driver, he would not be able to make me release any…. bodily fluids not even if I would have lived in a monastery full of bald eunuchs for the last 10 years!

And then I saw him, looking at me like I just got out naked from a space ship!! Sickmind bloody Fraud was sitting there, ready to dissect my brain and turn it into the perfect moulded, smoothed sponge ready to absorb any bullshit society will sell!

I wasn’t ready, no way, so I started to run, run away, and I was fast, rain on my face, tarmac squeaking under my feet, I was running like a gazelle chased by a vegetarian cheetah turned into a carnivore over night! And it felt so good, I felt free, my brain flooded with happiness, short circuiting the guilt , I felt so free!!!

Next thing I know I was laying on the street with people around me, with their mouths opened and with my thigh high stocking twisted around my ankle!

But I knew, I was in love, in love with running!
running as a drug!

52 Responses to “How I’ve got into running or one visit to the psychiatrist!”

  1. markharwoodwriter March 8, 2013 at 9:11 pm #

    Somehow running gives me a high I crave even while it burns, aches…sucks. I’ve never been one to play sports, really, and I don’t stick with too many physical activities – I’ll just try them out from time to time. But running is, for some reason, majorly addictive. Good post!

    • H! March 9, 2013 at 6:59 pm #

      🙂 Good to know I am not the only one😉

      • Moussa Isaac March 11, 2013 at 7:27 pm #

        believe me, your not the only one…anyway thanks to visit my blog.. i will also keep visiting your blog too…its nice🙂

  2. Girlbehindthescissors March 8, 2013 at 9:49 pm #

    This made me lol. But what was running down ur leg??

  3. Nemo Jones March 8, 2013 at 10:10 pm #

    Great blog🙂 – keep running!

  4. durrant74 March 8, 2013 at 10:50 pm #

    I know exactly what you mean – warm feelings and bodily fluids!

  5. Nadyess March 8, 2013 at 10:58 pm #

    Wonderful posting. You expressed your passion for running very well!:)

  6. Ned's Blog March 8, 2013 at 11:46 pm #

    I know that feeling — Every time Justin Bieber comes on the radio, I want to run too😉

  7. wonkywizard March 9, 2013 at 12:56 am #

    Sports orgasm!?

    • H! March 9, 2013 at 7:03 pm #

      Unfortunately not, was just my stocking slipping down my leg!😉

  8. Shweta Singh March 9, 2013 at 6:30 am #

    Really loved the way you truly truly discovered yourself. Your knack for humor is amazing.🙂

    • H! March 9, 2013 at 7:00 pm #

      Thank you!🙂

  9. Baz - The Landy March 9, 2013 at 10:48 am #

    Love it…enjoy your running!

  10. Heather March 9, 2013 at 12:16 pm #

    Running is the perfect drug and psychiatrist all in one!

    • H! March 9, 2013 at 7:01 pm #

      Amen to that!🙂

  11. Rob Pollak March 9, 2013 at 3:00 pm #

    I enjoy your writing very much. Even when you have paragraph long sentences.

  12. Dianne Aquino March 9, 2013 at 3:45 pm #

    Loved reading this!

    • H! March 9, 2013 at 7:04 pm #

      Thank you!

  13. glossygiggles March 9, 2013 at 5:43 pm #

    Such a funny story! I hope I find my love for running one day too lol

    • H! March 9, 2013 at 7:02 pm #

      And if you do …you must tell us all about it!;)

      • glossygiggles March 9, 2013 at 7:09 pm #

        I definitely will🙂

  14. bethanycox March 9, 2013 at 6:56 pm #

    Ha. Oooo running. This post made me giggle and, for some reason, swoon.

    • H! March 9, 2013 at 7:03 pm #

      Good, good, good! Thank you!;)

  15. dawnspitfire March 9, 2013 at 7:46 pm #

    I understand ….fishing is my drug of choice!

  16. terrytrekker March 10, 2013 at 1:30 am #

    A great and funny story! I guess your stocking had a run too🙂

  17. MommyMoodSwings March 10, 2013 at 12:41 pm #

    Running keeps me sane. This coming from a Bipolar II person. True story.

    • H! March 10, 2013 at 6:13 pm #

      Great!!!🙂

  18. peakperspective March 10, 2013 at 3:19 pm #

    I admire anyone who can willing rev up the desire to run for fun and fitness. Sadly, my legs turn to concrete after about sixty seconds and I start tasting bright spots of copper in the back of my mouth. I’m sure it must be internal bleeding. So I’ve developed a personal mantra: any time I get the urge to run, I sit down until it passes.
    But for you … Go Girl!!

    • H! March 10, 2013 at 6:12 pm #

      Ha ha ha good approach!:) Thank you!

  19. makingthislifesweet March 10, 2013 at 6:29 pm #

    Thanks for stopping by my blog and liking my post on my first ever 5K. I’m hoping to start feeling that high that I hear runner’s get when they finish a race…or even when they finish a good run. I’m starting to train tomorrow for my first 10K in May! Here’s to hoping that I finish strong!

    • H! March 11, 2013 at 7:38 pm #

      I am sure you will, keep my fingers crossed!🙂

  20. Jeanius March 11, 2013 at 9:16 am #

    Ha ha- for a moment I thought that your stocking was running a bigger and bigger ladder …
    Thanks for visiting:)

    • H! March 11, 2013 at 7:36 pm #

      🙂 ha ha ha!!! Thank you😉

  21. warratahstree March 11, 2013 at 9:34 am #

    LOL Love the humour

    • H! March 11, 2013 at 7:35 pm #

      Thanks!🙂

  22. Charron's Chatter March 11, 2013 at 5:16 pm #

    Great post. And huge truth in it! No matter how you lace it, running soothes your bellums like nobody’s business–both releasing endorphins and bridging the cortices (for the creative process) and then the satori thing? Mind meeting motion? Fuggeddaboutit. Running rocks–I have been at it damn near my whole life. Signed–Forrest, Forrest Gump😉

  23. honeydidyouseethat? March 12, 2013 at 12:39 am #

    In your thigh highs I hope!🙂

  24. papa_rod March 13, 2013 at 4:24 pm #

    I miss running…and biking….and climbing! I have figured out what H! stands for…HAWT!! LOL!

    Really enjoying your posts…

    • H! March 13, 2013 at 9:26 pm #

      Very good Papa…. lol Thanks!!!

  25. adambarr1106 March 14, 2013 at 2:49 pm #

    Much better than just buying the shoes and getting started. If you can’t springboard off a taxi-fueled catharsis, what good is all this writing talent?

    • H! March 14, 2013 at 9:33 pm #

      Ha ha ha… I have to agree!!!🙂 Thanks… I guess!🙂

  26. destinationunkn0wn March 15, 2013 at 12:07 pm #

    Haha excellent! Running or any sort of fitness is a great pick me up!

    Funny post!

    • H! March 16, 2013 at 9:06 am #

      🙂 Thank you!

  27. museconfuse March 15, 2013 at 2:31 pm #

    You and my boyfriend both. Running isn’t my drug of choice – sadly chocolate is.🙂

  28. norfolkfiona March 15, 2013 at 9:19 pm #

    Ha ha – love the post! Maybe, had I taken up running, I would have been able to avoid a lot of trouble I’ve gotten myself into to get the fluids going..😉

    • H! March 16, 2013 at 9:04 am #

      Ha ha ha …a lot of trouble indeed!!!

  29. dcam1321 March 18, 2013 at 12:54 am #

    Thanks for the like on my blog! Enjoyed reading yours, can’t wait for the next one

  30. Lorem Ipsum March 23, 2013 at 10:37 pm #

    “Sickmind Fraud”, lol!🙂

  31. julienmatei March 24, 2013 at 7:28 pm #

    “Sickmind bloody Fraud ” – God in heaven, it´s so crazily original and “I was running like a gazelle chased by a vegetarian cheetah turned into a carnivore over night”- such a vivid phantasy…funny and so damn surreal…

    I don´t bother reading books at length – especially novels, they bore me to death.

    But doubtlessly, I would read your books.

    • H! March 24, 2013 at 9:00 pm #

      Ha ha ha… you made me blush and smile, almost like a child caught doing something naughty!!! Thank you, and by the way I don’t bother writing any books😉

  32. H! March 16, 2013 at 9:03 am #

    Thank you !:)

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