Ok, all right, you don’t really expect me to talk about the real stupid things I did, because there is a wax cat’s chance in hell to talk about the ones that Nobody would ever talk about, the ones that are so stupid that I’d be as dumb as a box of hammers to talk about, the ones that my memory has been fighting forever to bury them very, very deep, and no Sigmund Freud or Carl Jung, or all the psychotherapists and psychiatrists that ever existed together would not be able to bring back to life, I am only going to talk about bearable stupidity, what did you think?!
And on the top of my list of stupid things I ever did, I will put one that I cannot forget, no matter how many times I skip my memory pills!
That is: SMOKING, yes it’s even hard to believe for me, but I did it, and for quite some time, don’t really want to remember for how long and ok I was more of a social smoker, meaning that I smoked when I had an audience, when I was going out or had people with me! Which actually makes it even more stupid, because obviously I did not feel the … “urge” to put a roll of paper filled up with god knows what in my mouth, light it up and puff it like a chimney in a hard cold winter, my lungs were not …screaming out for…smoke, no, no everything was in my HEAD. Or better said there was nothing in my head!
My dear smoker friends, I hope you will forgive me, or…should I forgive you? Hmmm not decided yet, but I am sure one day you will be quitting and thinking the same, realizing how stupid you were, not that I am saying you are stupid now, cause you smoke , no, no, did I say that? OK maybe I did….
Please God give my smoker friends a sense of humour!
Anyway I was here to talk about MY stupid things right?!!!
One day lighting up my cigarette I started thinking how would it be if all creatures on earth that are provided by God with lungs…. would smoke!
Just imagine ….a cow taking a mouthful of smoldering straw than breathing in the smoke and blowing it out through its nostrils, a horse riding up the sky with a cigarette in his mouth, or a bunch of dogs not being able to bark in the park too busy to…. puff puff!!! I can picture my cats in the morning pouring smoke away: pourrff, pourrff!!!
Maybe there is an excuse for my stupidity, I have to admit I am more of a visual person so all the people just talking about how bad smoking is, didn’t mean too much, so I had to see pictures of smoked, black lungs, decayed teeth, dead unborn kids, to actually realize that smoking was making me look so stupid that if I were to go to a mind reader they wouldn’t bother charging!
Ok, I was suppose to talk about stupid things not just one stupid thing, but I think smoking was so stupid that by far overtakes any other manystupid things I ever did or maybe while smoking my brain cells died and I just can’t remember anything else… I should have called this post …THE stupid thing I did in my life but still think I’m intelligent!
What about you? Did you do anything stupid? … Share it here, come on we know you did, and we won’t think less of your ….intelligence!!!