Aren’t you people excited when someone is asking you “hey, how have you been?”
Isn’t that the time to show the world how important, how significant, how productive you are, isn’t that the magical moment that gives meaning to your whole life, isn’t that the moment to make sure that there is no hint of doubt left in the poor smack’s head of HOW the world would cease to exist if you wouldn’t be around, of how irreplaceable you are!
Only wimps would answer that question with “Fine, thank you”, noooooo, no, no, wrong!!!!! A real important person would never do that; a real important person would rather have all their body hair removed by a Neanderthalian beast armed with hot wax and sambuca than to say that!!!
No, the real significant person would jump at the opportunity, as fast as Oscar Pistorius at the gun, (I mean the starting gun…what were you thinking!!! ) and start their magniloquent speech:
Ohh …. I am so busy, I am so so busy, I am buried with work, I am as busy as Santa Claus at Christmas, I am as busy as the priest hearing Hitler’s confession , I am so busy last night I forgot to pee and I wet the bed, I am so busy that all I do is talk about how busy I am, I am so busy that sometimes I forget…. Did I tell you how busy I am?!!!
Ahh that explains because being busy creates stress, stress kills brain cells, and when you have no brain cells people tend to call you names, don’t they, they don’t understand you are so busy, they simply think you are stupid, or retarded, don’t they?
You know what I am wondering, what are we actually so busy with?
Usually with finding ways to sell people more stuff they don’t need, or making things that would make life more complicated, so we can buy more stuff that we don’t need, and make our life more complicated!!!
What happened to the simple things people, why is not enough for us anymore?
Why do we think that doing nothing is a …waste of time?
Why do we think that laying on the grass and watching butterflies is unproductive?
Why do we think that spending an entire day on the bank of a river doing nothing should make us feel guilty?
Why do we think that walking barefoot in the grass is reserved for …holidays?
Why do we watch the sunrise or the sunset so rarely that we need to take pictures?
Why do we think that eating chocolate is a…GUILTY pleasure?
Why do we think that watching the stars is something reserved for astronomers?
Are we supposed to be that ….busy? Are we too busy to be happy? Are we too busy to live?